What’s it like in Florida?
No one ever listens to me anyway.

I went there when I was two.

But then I went home when I was three.
Everyone always asked
"How was the flight?"
"How was El Salvador?"

I remember.
I was scared for my life
and that explains a lot.

I ate mangoes until I threw up
on my grandfather’s porch
and he told me I could have
all the shrimp I want

But I don’t like shrimp

and I don’t like stray cats

and I don’t like that I was poor enough

to only eat one thing
 until I hated that thing.

Fuck pancakes

And fuck crepes
and fuck that my dad almost died making crepes and pancakes for his family

that could have never afforded crepes and pancakes

if he didn’t stand there and make crepes and pancakes

for people

who didn’t realize

they didn’t deserve crepes and pancakes.

If you could be a root vegetable, which one would you be and why? (x)

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When will they learn

This shit ain’t funny at all. I don’t know why these white dudes think it’s okay to walk up to people, blatantly insult them, then think nothing should happen. Then people look at the Black folks in the vids like THEY’RE wrong.

I don’t see how this is a prank…if getting punched is a prank then Manny pacquiao is the funniest man on the planet

surely a prank is supposed to make everyone laugh when it’s over. even the victim? regardless of what these twats are labelling it as, these poor lads still go home having experienced yet another racist verbal attack on them when they were just innocently living their lives.

fuckin dickwads.

do we REALLY expect anything less idiotic from something called BROPRANKSTV though

You can flag their channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/BroPranksTV/about (you have to be logged in to YouTube.)

The little flag in the bottom left. Flag them for “hate speech against a protected group” and unfortunately not also “Just being a complete asshole.”

Also, please don’t watch any of their videos…that will just get them more views and revenue.


Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

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"I’m not racist but…"

Non racist people wouldn’t say the racist thing you’re about to say.

"I’m not trying to sound racist but…."

Then don’t say the racist thing.

Everyone was so sure 2014 was going to be a great year but it has turned into such an awful representation of the human race. Ukraine, ISIS, the HIMYM finale, Gaza, Ferguson, and not to mention that plane is still missing… where is the humanity?


when people compliment my brows I feel incredibly flattered and like they understand my priorities in life

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